Today's First Line comes to us from Deadly Cool which was reviewed yesterday :D
There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's history paper, and an empty condom wrapper.
Lucky me, I'd hit the trifecta.
*I tried finding an originating source for this possible meme. I've seen several different versions floating about cyberspace, but not sure what the home is. If I have stepped on any toes, my most sincere apologies, it was not intended.